Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Book Review

Up to Now: The Autobiography
William Shatner

I picked this book up last month, I always thought William Shatner was the kind of guy that everyone but himself takes seriously. After reading this book, it turns out I was right. William Shatner is not a person that really takes himself as seriously as other people do.

He kind of goes from chapter to chapter telling stories about his life, in a sort of linear fashion, but constantly jumps off topic during the book. It is almost distracting to the stories he tells, at least until you get used to it.

It was an interesting book, he included lots of interesting stories. They are not all about Star Trek, TJ Hooker, and Boston Legal, although those are in there. William Shatner has been a busy man in his life.

Back to Aquatica

We spent a couple of hours Tuesday afternoon at Aquatica again. There was just about no one there. There were more employee cars at the place than there were customer cars.

The wave pool wasn't as intense as the week before. Maybe that's how they do it in the afternoon. Tara went on all the rides, I went on most, and we spent some time in the lazy river. It was a nice relaxing visit.

Monday, September 29, 2008

Seaworld

On Monday, Rob, Amy, Tara, and I went to Seaworld. We hadn't been in about 4 years. Many things were the same, some things had changed. (Both the Dolphin show and the Shamu show are different.) There was definitely less animal jumping going on in the shows.

There are lots of pictures on the Picassa site. http://picasaweb.google.com/sparbowl/OrlandoVacation2008#

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Pleasant Hill Ward (Florida)

On Sunday, Rob, Amy, Tara and I went to the Pleasant Hill Ward. It turned out that a lot (I would say 25-50%) of the people there were visitors. Elder's Quourm was 8 visitors, 4 Missionaries, and 4 regular members. Tara thought relief society was about the same. Sunday School was in the cultural hall, I sat down in the chair, and it hurt my back. It turned out that the chair had been abused at some point in the past. The back of the chair was badly dented. It should be retired.

The rest of the day, we took it easy. I pretended to read, while I mostly slept.

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Restaurant Review

Buffalo Wild Wings
Orlando Florida

Jonathan, Amber, Tara, and I went to Buffalo Wild Wings for dinner. I think Jonathan was kind of skeptical at first, especially when we could not find the place. He didn't like digging into his wings for the chicken meat. I talked him into getting boneless wings, and going from there.

I ordered "Wild" and "Hot" wings. Jonathan tried the Mango Habenero and something else. Tara tried the Spicy Garlic and Medium. Mine were pretty good. Next time I go, (and there will be a next time) I plan to try the "Blazin'" flavor. I hear it's pretty hot. (We need a Wild Wings by us.)

We played the trivia game they had there. We were slowing raising the national daily ranking of the restaurant.

I think I made a believer out of Jonathan. He had something (even if minor) to say about every place we went, but there were no complaints at all about Buffalo Wild Wings. I certainly didn't have any complaints.

Restaurant Review

Applebees
Kissimmee Florida

Jonathan, Amber, Tara and I went to Applebees for lunch. The place was freezing. I went up to the front, and asked the employees if they thought it was kind of cold in the restaurant. The little skinny dude said "yes!". Then the lady went to fix the temperature.

Jonathan and I had their little special thing where you get plates of food, we each had a plate of fried shrimp, a plate of rib tips, and a plate of chicken strips. We were both full after.

The food was pretty good, I thought.

Friday, September 26, 2008

Restaurant Review

Captain J's
Cocoa Beach, Florida

After visiting Kennedy Space Center, we were all starving. We were next to the ocean, and figured fish would be good. One of the information desk ladies at the space center directed us to Captain J's. Her directions nearly got us there, we stopped at a CVS to get us turned the right way at the end.

I had the Grouper Esevache, which I thought was pretty good. We also had a crab cake, wish was really good.

After dinner it was dark, we went over to the beach. (The restaurant was right on the beach.) It was too dark to do anything but look, Rob took his shoes off and went frolicking in the surf. I guess we (meaning I) should have planned the day a little better...

Kennedy Space Center

On Friday, we got kind of a late start, because we stayed up until 4:30 or 5am playing games and visiting. We decided after lunch time that we would drive out to the beach, and visit Kennedy Space Center. When we were nearly to the space center, we saw a convict cleanup crew on the side of the road. They had on old style uniforms with wide horizontal stripes. They looked like they were right out of "O Brother, Where Art Thou."

I have a hazy memory from 25 years ago of Kennedy Space center being just a bunch of rockets on the ground, and a few displays. I don't know if they expanded a ton, or if the memory is not just correct, or both, but visiting the place is really a full day event now. We did the best we could with the 4 hours we had. We took a tour bus out to the various sites they had, they had 2 shuttles out on pads. (There was supposed to be a launch next week, I hear it was postponed since then.)
The most impressive of the exhibits was the Apollo rocket center. That thing was just huge.

We got to ride their new shuttle launch experience, and saw some of the displays. I took a ton of pictures out there, you can find them all on my picassa site under their own public folder: http://picasaweb.google.com/sparbowl/KennedySpaceCenter#

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Restaurant Review

Thai Thani
Orlando Florida

We all went off looking for a specific restaurant for dinner on Thursday night. (I think we were looking for a Korean place.) We ended up getting tired of looking by the time we got near SeaWorld, and ate at a place called Thai Thani. The restaurant had all kinds of decorations inside, the menu was clear to point out that any decoration could be purchased. We did not buy the big golden arch.

One of the spicy dishes on the menu was Phad Bai Kapow. They also had a Red, a Green, and a Yellow Curry on the menu. I asked the waitress what the differences in the curries was, she said the yellow curry was an Indian curry, and the Green curry was the true Thai curry. Tara ordered the Green curry and enjoyed it.

I asked the waitress what the Phad Bai Kapow was kind, she said "KA-POW" while swinging her fist. How can you not order a dish with a description like that? Russ and I both ordered it.

Each dish could be ordered "Medium Mild", "Medium", "Hot", "Thai Hot", or "Firehouse". I got "Hot", but could have gone up to "Thai Hot", really.

I thought the meal was very tasty. The service was very good, and I think we all had a good time.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Restaurant Review

KFC
Way into Kissimmee Florida

Russ, Tara, and I went to KFC Wednesday night for dinner. Tara and I both got the big box meal. It had several different types of their chicken, and a couple of sides. It also included a drink. I thought it was a pretty good meal, and it actually came in a big box, which was an added bonus.

All the menus in this KFC were LCD screens. I haven't seen anything like it yet, but it was kind of impressive. The menus cycled through a few different menu items constantly. Any picture that showed a piece of chicken had steam pouring off the chicken. It was an interesting display.

Restaurant Review

Chilis
Kissimmee Florida

Rob, Amy, Tara, and I had the express lunch at Chili's. (Rob ended up paying. Thanks Rob.) The waitress didn't seem to mind the fact that we were all ordering the express lunch. The chips out there seemed different than I am used to from Chili's. It was liked they were baked or something. It was ok, but I hope it was a local thing, and not something that all Chili's are switching to. I really like the chips there.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Restaurant Review

Panda Express
Somewhere in Kissimmee, FL

This Panda Express was just like any other Panda Express any where else. It was good.

Aquatica by Seaworld

We went to Seaworld's new water park, Aquatica. They have a number of different slides. We took the time to do them all. The park had maybe 10% capacity, it was fairly empty. The lines for all the slides were very short.

They had a "not so lazy" river, which moved a little fast. I spent a good while swimming around in it, Tara had a life jacket on. The second time we went to it, I also put a life jacket on, and it was much easier to go around the thing, I didn't have to do anything, just floated.

We tried to see the dolphins on the dolphin plunge, but it was going too fast to see them, and I got water splashed in my eyes just before getting to that point. The wave pool had 10 foot high waves over in the far corner of it. It was kind of fun chest bumping with 10 foot waves. This wore me out, though, it was lunch time, and I got really tired.

We went to the "Cabana Beach Cookout" thing, which was a BBQ buffet. The food was pretty good.

After lunch, we took it kind of easy, I was kind of tired and a little sore. Eventually it started raining, a lot of people ran for cover, we just got back in the lazy river.

They had a ride called "Taumata Racer." It was a thing that you went down on a little pad. I ended up bouncing down the thing, and had to do some coughing after the ride before I was able to walk, if you know what I mean. I didn't do that ride again.

All in all, the trip to the park made me glad I enacted a "No speedos in the house pool" rule before anyone arrived. There were a lot of people from Great Britain there, not that it means anything...

Monday, September 22, 2008

Restaurant Review

Ponderosa
Kissimmee, Florida - down the 192, near mile marker 15.

The food on the billboards and on the picture menu just inside the restaurant looked really good to us by the time we got off the plane and got over to the house Monday evening. We decided to go to this restaurant to give it a try. I think the owners of the restaurant have some sort of British tie, because the restaurant was all decked out in British soccer club scarves.

Anyhow, the buffet at the place was about a notch below any Sizzler buffet I have tried. The food tasted boxed or something. It just didn't taste completely right for some reason. The only redeeming thing about the buffet was the sliced tomatoes and cucumbers. They tasted like they we just out of someone's garden.

I kept thinking that the steak could make up for the buffet, but it didn't. Maybe we have been spoiled by the baked potatoes out where we are, being so close to Idaho, but these were small, the skin was tough, and it didn't taste good at all.

My steak was a little less cooked than I would have expected, but that was ok. It didn't taste quite as good as I would have thought it should have, but I ate it anyway. Tara ordered medium well, her steak looked burnt over half of it. She only ate a few bites of the steak and didn't like the taste of it at all. We ended up leaving it there and walking away from the restaurant.

Overall, this took this Ponderosa at least 3 notches below any Sizzler. We recommend avoiding it at all costs.

Book Review

The Ten-Cent Plague: The Great Comic-Book Scare and How It Changed America
David Hajdu

This book is about the problems in America in the late 1940's and early 1950's with comic books. There were a few types of comic books in the late 40's, superhero comics, romance comics, and crime comics. It sounds like there were a lot of crime comics. At some point, people started trying to link these crime comics to the rise in juvenile delinquency. Some cities banned certain comics. Some places organized comic book burnings.

After the crime comics started getting into trouble, some comic publishers started moving to horror comics. Eventually the hysteria moved to these comics. Around the same time as the McCarthy hearings, there were also congressional hearings on comic books.

The comic book industry started censoring their own comics for a while, and comic books nearly died off in the 50's.

My guess is that these days, some comic books are as bad or worse than the comics that people were going crazy about in the 50's. I thought the book was interesting, it was a pretty well written account on what happened back in those days.

I don't have a problem with comics, really, but don't review the entire spectrum of comics. We stick to super hero comics in our house. I have a few comic titles delivered here for the girls. They get "Scooby Doo", "Looney Tunes", "Tiny Titans", "DC Super Friends", "Legion of Super Heroes", and "The Batman Strikes". These are all fairly tame comic books, just about the right speed for the girls.

I think some of the comics today are too graphic or violent in some cases, and now they have a super hero character that is openly gay. I really think the comic industry has some sort of agenda on what they want to do, and comics are getting worse these days, but I don't think society today really cares at this point, at least not like they did back in the 50's.

Anyway, this book was an interesting review of the craziness (on both sides of the issue) regarding comic books in the early 1950s.

Traveling to Orlando

We flew out to Orlando on Southwest. When we checked in with the airline, the guy didn't ask for Id or anything. He didn't weigh our luggage to see if we were over the limit. I guess it was too early in the morning for him.

We had a stop in the Denver airport. We went over to the McDonalds for lack of a better option. Their Visa machines stopped working as we ordered. After my 3rd try swiping my card, I paid cash. People around us were getting fired up about it, and I didn't want to be in the middle of a mob. The breakfast burrito I had was kind of weird. I don't think I will try it again.

I slept on the plane a lot. I missed both beverage services. It was absolutely pouring down rain when we got to Orlando. The rain didn't stop until after dark. As I expected, the rental car place gave us a full size car for a mid size price. (I reserved a mid size, but they didn't have any of those on the Emerald club aisle, so we got a full size.)

After we got into the house, we went over to Walmart to stock up. We got a foam pad for our bed, the bed wasn't all the comfortable before the $15 pad. Tara saw DDR2 for the Wii, we got that also. (She played plenty of DDR during the week.)

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Offline

I am offline for about 10 days. Unless you see a post here, in which case I found a good way to make posts. (I have a way, but it is not a good way.) If nothing else happens here, look for a number of posts on October 2 that talk about our vacation.

Book Review

The Five Dollar Success Story
From The Beginning through the First Five Years

John and Tara Family History
(As Recorded in the Journals of Tara Payne)

Volume I (1997-2003)

For our anniversary this year, Tara went through and transcribed her journals from back in the days through our 5th wedding anniversary. Her dedication of the thing reads "To My John. I didn't want you to miss out on what I have to say just because you couldn't read my handwriting. Thanks for making these last 10 years worth every penny."

The Five Dollar story is a tale for another time.

A long time ago, Tara started taking a scripture from her scripture reading every day, say something about why she was singling it out, and then did a 'normal' journal entry. It was an interesting read for me. Our first 5 years of marriage were the ones where I had the most broken bones. I was sick several other times, and had mono a couple of times. Tara was pregnant 3 times in this time period, and for a while of that time, had a calling in Young Women. All of this clearly wasn't the easiest set of things for her to deal with. (Some would say that just living with me that long would have been a chore in and of itself.)

Tara gives me too much credit in here sometimes I think, but she clearly has a faithful heart. That's all I am going to say here.

More fun with cars

On Tuesday, I went in to get the minivan an oil change. (The dealership gave us 3 years free changes when we bought the car.) There was nothing wrong with the car, I just thought I would mention the trip to the dealership. It took them a while to get done, and they put it through their car wash. I don't even know why I am putting this information up here, except there is nothing wrong with the car. (They looked it over like they always do at the dealership. I think they look for reasons to suggest extra work.) Last week, a girl backed into the minivan while it was parked here on the street. It was at 2 in the morning, Tara called me the next day at work to say the car got hit.

The girl left her insurance information, but wanted to talk to us before we submitted the claim. There wasn't a lot of damage, but she busted a plastic bolt that held the quarter panel and bumber onto the car. I finally got around to taking the thing in, (also on Tuesday, but before the oil change) and the guys at Japanese Auto Repair looked it over, stuck a bolt on, and charged me $15.

I ended up calling the girls about the car, when she answered and I started talking to her about it, you could hear the nervousness in her voice. She was waiting for the shoe to drop on the cost of repairs. I finally said "They fixed the thing, and charged me $15." She got surprised, and you could almost hear the tension melt away on the other end. $15 sounded great to her. She then told me that she lived up in Logan, had just been visiting someone, and started asking how to get me the money. I told her that she could just drop it by the next time she was in town. She also seemed to like this answer...

On Thursday, I was headed over to the office of our ISP to trade in the DVR for a new one. It was having playback issues. I got a block away from the place, and was turning right when the power steering suddenly went out. It took me a couple of seconds to realize the engine was not going, either.

Drew came over, we tried to get the thing started. It just wouldn't fire up. (Not the starter, that was reving fine. Not the battery, the radio was still working.) We went and got some starer fluid, but couldn't get the thing to fire. Some other cop had kept calling Drew to ask about a new program they had to map out accident scenes on their laptops, Drew finally asked the guy if he knew anything about fixing pickup trucks, the guy said he did, so Drew had him come over to look at the truck in exchange for showing the other guy how to use this new program. I thought it was a good horse trade, myself. If you look closely at the police records from Thursday for the city, you will see 2 officers out on a stranded motorist at 200 West 800 North. That was me.

The diagnosis was a failed ignition switch. There was no spark being generated. I called Tara to pick me up, and walked the rest of the way to get the new DVR. Later in the afternoon, Ledge towed the truck back to our house with his pickup. (It still wouldn't start.)

On Friday, the truck still didn't start. Drew let me know that the city has an ordinance that you have to move your car every 72 hours when it is parked at the street or you will get ticketed and then towed. This would have been ok normally, I could just push the thing back and forth 10 feet every couple of days, but not when I am off on vacation.

On Sunday, it was time to get the truck into the driveway so it wouldn't get hassled with. I wasn't really looking forward to this, since it's kind of a heavey truck, and our drive is not exactly flat. I got in the truck, and it started right up. (Don't ask me, I have no idea.) I parked it on the drive, and stopped and started it several times without a problem. I'm not going to complain, I hadn't planned to worry about it until I got back, now I won't worry about it at all, at least not until I get back and the thing won't start again...

We got a call from a dealership on Friday looking to make us an offer on the minivan. (Just a couple of days after visiting a different dealership with the signs in the window...) They had several people looking for MPVs. He wanted me to come in to buy it off me. I didn't commit to anything, but said I wanted to get what I was asking for it. He didn't think that would be a problem. (They must have had someone that really wanted the minivan. They are nice vehicles.) Anyway, I confirmed with Drew and KayLynn that they were planning to eventually buy the thing. (KayLynn said "want and need", which was a pretty definite confirmation.) I don't plan to take the car in to the dealership at this point. I think if Drew and Kaylyn want to buy it, I should hang on to it so they can. I ended up taking the big signs out of the window.

Friday, September 19, 2008

New Poll

I am going offline on Sunday night until Thursday Oct 2. (At least as far as I know.) It occurred to me today that I would have a very large inbox when I got back. I have decided to start a poll - How many emails will be in my inbox. Yesterday I got about 100 emails to the inbox. (a lot of stuff goes to other places than the inbox and isn't a consideration) I not really sure if yesterday was an average day or not. Saturday and Sunday I get lots less email than during the week.

Given that, go ahead and take the poll: How many emails will be setting in my inbox Thursday morning?

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Sick family

Everyone is quickly cascading into being sick here at the house. This is ok, really, since my Mom gets here in 3 days and Tara and I are leaving in 5. The way I figure it, they can get it out of their system now, won't get Mom sick when she gets here (unlike last time she watched the girls), and no one will need to go to the doctor while we are gone...

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

September goals - an update

If you recall, there are only 4 goals:

  1. Read 5 books. I just finished one, I am half way through 2 others. Still very realistic to complete at this point.
  2. Sell the minivan. Nothing doing on this front. At least not as of today.
  3. Finish a detailed design document at work. So far, I have "finished" this thing 3 times in the last week. It might possibly really be actually finished as of today, I think.
  4. Enjoy our vacation. 5 days left, then we leave. I think everything is lined up and ready to go. I reserved the rental car this week and both tickets to SeaWorld and Aquatica... I am not planning on taking my laptop on this trip.

Book Review


Beyond Fear:
Thinking sensibly about security in an uncertain world
Bruce Schneier


I read this book for work. The author has a lot to say about security and it's potential trade offs. He constantly (to great positive effect) uses 5 questions to look at lots of different topics:
  1. What assets are you trying to protect?
  2. What are the risks to those assets?
  3. How well does the security solution mitigate those risks?
  4. What other security problems does the security solution cause?
  5. What trade-offs does the security solution require?
The question of trade-offs is the biggest one in the book. All security solutions have trade offs. One potential trade-off to a security system on a computer is that it might cause a user or developer to not be able to get anything done. (Last night I went over to one of my home teaching families house. They had a new (to them) computer, his brother in law had installed Windows, and ratcheted up the security settings so high that they couldn't do anything with the computer. I reinstalled the machine for them.)

Some other things I liked that he talks about in the book:
  • security (protecting against bad guys) vs. safety (protecting against mistakes from the god guys)
  • robustness vs brittleness - how bad security happens
  • detection works when prevention fails - why auditing is important
  • fixing the weakest link
I think this book is a must read for anyone involved in IT security in any way. If nothing else, it will give you a different perspective about what security (or safety, anyway) really is.

One thing that might sometime soon get me in trouble: The book has a section on Identification, Authentication, and Authorization. He talks about how many places use drivers licenses as an identification tool. (It's an authorization tool when it is used to show you are allowed to drive. It's an identification or authentication tool when the cashier at the store wants to see your name and picture on it.) One of his points is that you show an expired drivers license at the airport, and the ticket agent will check the back to see if the card really is expired, or if there is an extension to the expiration on the back. (The expiration is the authorization to drive, the name and picture on the card are still you.) This struck a cord with me for some reason. Ever since I read that section (something like 2 or 3 months ago now) I have had a compelling urge to get into it with a cashier about why they are checking the expiration date on the back of my drivers license. I can normally suppress this urge. I nearly let it out 2 weeks ago when Tara and I were at a notary for something. I starting asking why she was checking the expiration date on the card, since the picture was still me on the card, whether or not it was expired. The notary didn't look like she appreciated the question. I dropped it. I really need to make sure I don't get into it at the airport, since I already have to get cleared to fly. (Just what I need, tick off the ticket counter person who is trying to help me out.)

Monday, September 15, 2008

"I void warranties"

OK, so there is no warranty on our old iPod, but it recently stopped working. It kept giving a little sick iPod symbol when you tried booting the thing up.

I took it to work today, we opened the thing up. It was surprisingly easy to do, when you knew what to do. We took the thing apart, and tried inserting the disk into a laptop. No go. The card is not exactly PCMCI, but close. (John P at work called this a Compaq flash type drive.) I ended up putting the disk in the freezer for a few minutes, and put the thing back together.

The iPod booted up. I can't yet tell if Tara is actually happy about my fixing it, I think she was warming up to the idea of getting a new unit. I'm not even sure if it was the time in the freezer that unbound the disk, or if there was some other problem with the thing that repaired itself when I disconnected everything internally. If i's the disk, it's just a matter of time before it fails again, anyway.

My life

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Baseball - Football - then more Baseball

Yesterday I was given 9 tickets to the Owlz baseball game. It was the second game of a 3 game championship series. (Pioneer league baseball) We took all the girls, Missy and Steve came with us. The girls had a good time, Emma had the best time of them all. We ended up spending $30 on consessions, which it's all that bad when you save $50 on the tickets. We ended up leaving in the 10th inning, it was getting cool outside, and the girls were tired. We listened to the rest of the game on the way home, it ended up going 13 innings, the Owlz won. (This meant they played again tonight, last night Tara was considering coming back tonight for the rubber match.)

This afternoon BYU absolutely destroyed UCLA 59 to 0. BYU did very little wrong, and a whole lot right. It was 42 to 0 at halftime. I felt bad for UCLA at t he point they tried a field goal, and missed. It was just sad. Not even the kicker had anything good happen. BYU hadn't really gotten any face time this year on in the national media, Tara's comment after the game was "Just watch, they will say BYU did so good because UCLA had a lot of injuries..." On SportsCenter tonight, the comment was "UCLA has a lot of injuries right now, but that isn't any excuse..." They were kind to BYU, but even if they keep winning, I don't see them getting a lot of airtime this year. It's hard to do when most of your games are shown on a regional conference television channel, not a lot of people can see the games. They do have some face time on ESPN.com right now, maybe if they beat USU by 80 in a couple of weeks...

During the football game, the lady from work who gave me the tickets to the baseball game called and asked if I wanted tickets to tonight's game. We ended up getting 5 tickets behind home plate. We took Emma, Ruth, and Anson. Drew ended up meeting us there. Anson lasted about half the game, the Owlz had 6 runs scored on them in the second inning, and were still losing when Drew and Anson left. We stayed the entire game, Emma and Ruth were waiting for the end of the 6th inning, when bottled pop became half off. They got root beer today. The Owlz scored 4 runs in the 8th inning, but still ended up losing the game. Emma seems to really like going to baseball games.

Monday, September 08, 2008

Holy cow! I'm sitting up!

I went downstairs to get the Ultra Saucer out for Adam tonight. He ate it up. He seemed to like slowly spinning himself around and looking at everything. He seems to think he is hot stuff in the new toy...


I changed his clothes shortly after taking this picture. Maybe I should have changed his clothes first, then taken the picture...

Saturday, September 06, 2008

The Great Rabbitdinni

I got home from work yesterday, everyone was out in the side yard trying to catch the rabbit. Tara had gotten all scraped up by the thing. We weren't able to get the thing, I had an opportunity, but did get aggressive enough with it. (The rabbit definitely will not fall for the leaf rake trick again.) We ended up leaving the thing out for the night.

In the evening, while Kate tried chasing the rabbit from the neighbors yard into ours, I started putting chicken wire along the bottom of the fence, so the rabbit couldn't get out of the yard anymore. This is not done yet, but we definitely need to get it done. The next door neighbors have a big grape vine that's kind of hard to get into, this is where I found the rabbit this morning. I ended up catching it, another benefit of having fast reflexes, I guess.

I spent the rest of the morning making a stand with a little mini cage for the big brown rabbit. Now the rabbits are against the back of the house in previously unused space, and it is easier for Kate to clean things up. Once I get the chicken wire around the fence, things should be lots easier.

Friday, September 05, 2008

Administering so that we can better Minister

Last night I started this talk for our Priesthood leadership session of Stake Conference today. We had been trying to get ahold of one of the speakers for a few days with no luck, and we were worried he forgot and wouldn't show. He ended up calling this morning, so I don't have to finish polishing up the talk or giving it this afternoon. I figure I shouldn't just toss it aside, so here you go.



I have twice served as an assistant ward clerk with responsibility over membership. The first time was shortly after returning home from a mission, and settling into a BYU student singles ward. During the issue of the call, the Bishop talked about the struggle he had getting to know new members of the ward, in large part because it took a while to figure out someone moved out of an apartment and someone else moved in. I jumped at the opportunity, the calling I had been serving in was as the priesthood pianist in the ward, and I didn't play the piano.

I began as we headed towards the end of a semester. As I learned all about membership records, how to get them and send them away, and change them, I went out finding who was planning to leave our ward and when they planned to leave. As people moved and new people moved in, I made sure I was out knocking on doors to meet the new people in the ward, to get their relevant information to request their records. The Bishop suddenly knew when people were leaving, who the new people in the ward were, and a little bit about them. (From my little mini interviews.) This quickly resolved this problem for the Bishop, he could focus more on some of the things he needed to focus on, and no longer worried about who was where. I discovered a side benefit. I found that I was getting to know every one of the women in the ward, and I was the first guy in the ward to meet those moving in, in most cases. This is how I first met my wife.

We get some glimpses in the scriptures of the Lord's people taking care to do some administrative work, both in ancient times and new. In the Old Testament, we see numerous examples of the Israelites taking careful measure of their genealogy, tracking the tribe they belonged to, and in the case of the Levites, their rights to serve in the temple. In D&C 128, the prophet Joseph Smith speaks of having a recorder in the work of the dead. This recorders work is important, that which is recorded on Earth is recorded in Heaven. Moroni talks of the newly baptized, whose "names were taken, that they might be remembered and nourished by the good word of God, to keep them in the right way..." In the church today, blessing of children, baptism & confirmation, ordination in the Priesthood, temple work for th eliving and dead, and many, many more things are recorded. There is clearly something to the keeping of records, a seemingly administrative task, and accomplishing the work of the Lord.

As an Elders Quorum president, it took me a little while to figure out how to get organized to become more effective in my service to the Elders of the quorum and their families. During one of my first PPIs with President Monsivais, he talked to me about having PPIs with members of the quorum. This was a new concept to me, the only formal PPI I ever had in my life was with him and with my mission president, as least as far as I could remember. After a year or so, I finally realized that I didn't need to try to be doing these all by myself, and started having my counselors assist in these interviews.

As we started working with the ward computer in recording the Home Teaching efforts in the ward, we discovered that we could start producing reports like 'families that have not been home taught in 3 months', 'members without callings', and the like. Suddenly if found myself visiting families who I knew were struggling, and whose home teachers were not in their homes, where before I was visiting families, but maybe more because I knew they were there, and less on my knowing they needed me to visit. In some cases, we made changes to home teaching assignments. I also found myself asking my counselors to have PPIs with Elders who were doing their home teaching, and myself visited with Elders who were either struggling with problems in their lives or Elders who were struggling to get out to visit with their families. Over time, I learned that the more effective we were in some of the administration of our calling, the easier it was for us to discover and be inspired with people who needed us to do the work of ministering in our calling.

Does this mean we should let ourselves become so involved in the work of generating reports, collecting statistics, and publishing the results of our efforts? Certainly not. We are here to minister to one another. The programs we administer over should never take precedence over the people were serve. We can not lose site of this. In the October 2006 General Conference, Elder Ballard talked about this, and offered some guiding principles to help us avoid this. He said:
  • First, focus on people and principles—not on programs. One of the most important things we do through the gospel of Jesus Christ is to build people. Frankly, it’s much easier to just manage programs than it is to understand and truly serve people. Programs are tools. Their management and staffing must not take priority over the needs of the people they are designed to bless and to serve.
  • Second, be innovative. As we work to magnify our callings, we should seek the inspiration of the Spirit to solve problems in ways that will best help the people we serve.
  • Third, divide the work and delegate responsibility. There is a difference between being responsible for getting the work done and doing the work yourself. Assignments should be made, responsibilities should be delegated, and members should be allowed to fulfill their stewardship as best they can. Counsel, advise, persuade, motivate—but don’t do the work for them. Allow others to progress and grow, even if it means sometimes getting less-than-perfect results on the reports.
  • Fourth, eliminate guilt. I hope it goes without saying that guilt is not a proper motivational technique for leaders and teachers of the gospel of Jesus Christ. We must always motivate through love and sincere appreciation, not by creating guilt.
    • I once was in a PPI with someone who was just not getting out to do his home teaching. This brother had a companion that needed him to take the lead, and a family that needed him in their home. I had talked to him about these things before, and this time, I simply said "Brent, what is it going to take for you to go out and do your home teaching?" His reply? "I think that was it." It worked in that case, but I never did that again. We have occasions to be bold with people without making them feel bad about themselves.
  • Fifth, we need to thoughtfully allocate our resources of time, income, and energy. I would like to let you in on a little secret. Some of you have already learned it. If you haven’t, it’s time you knew. No matter what your family needs are or your responsibilities in the Church, there is no such thing as “done.” There will always be more we can do. There is always another family matter that needs attention, another lesson to prepare, another interview to conduct, another meeting to attend. We just need to be wise in protecting our health and in following the counsel that President Hinckley has given often to just do the best that we can.
We can't do everything. Those who try eventually find themselves frustrated, burnt out, and exhausted. There are reasons for Presidents and Bishops to have counselors, reasons for clerks and secretaries, and reasons why we are in general called to a position for a finite period of time. The Lord wants us to do our best. He wants us to then do just a little bit better, to magnify the things we do and service we give. He wants us to be organized, and seek the guidance of the Spirit in all we do.

I find that when I have even just a little information about something, it becomes much easier to seek and receive desired inspiration. In teaching Oliver Cowdery about revelation, the Lord shows us a key. In D&C 9:8, we read:
"But, behold, I say unto you, that you must astudy it out in your bmind; then you must cask me if it be right, and if it is right I will cause that your dbosom shall eburn within you; therefore, you shall ffeel that it is right."
This is why I became more effective as an Elders Quorum president when we started generating those reports, reviewing them and going from there. We were able get to the heart of what we needed to do when we were organized. The Lord inspired us as we spent the right amount of doing the required administrative work in our call.

As a clerk, secretary, or executive secretary, it can be hard to sometimes see you are making a difference. Much of what you do happens behind the scenes. I have always found during my time as an assistant clerk, Ward clerk, and executive secretary, the more I try to help out in every way I can, the more time the Bishop or Stake President can take not worrying about the things I am taking care of. I don't want the Stake President to have to worry about some of the things that I can take care of for him. He just simply shouldn't worry about something he has given me to take care of. He has other things to do. People to visit with.

Brethren, as we spend the right amount of time doing the work of administration in our callings, delegate what we can, and take care of the things that are most important, we will find that we are better about to do the work of our ministries. We will find ourselves better guided by the inspiration of the Spirit, and not tossed to and fro, stumbling our way through our calls. Our work of ministry is most important, helping to bring ourselves and those around us closer to Christ. Some of us are called to lead out in those efforts, some are called to assist those who lead out, but we can all be effective in what we do to let us do more with the time, talents, and resources we have.

It's a wonderful time to be alive. It is certainly a privilege to be holders of the priesthood and have responsibility in the Church. It's a wonderful opportunity we have to serve in the Lord's work. As we spend a little time organizing ourselves in our work, the Lord will always show us the way to be better ministers to those we serve.

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

That wascally wabbit!

Missy gave Kate 2 rabbits for her birthday. We told Kate she had to be the one to take care of them. So far, not so bad.

There are 2 rabbits, a brown one and a black and white one. The brown one is bigger and more active. When Kate cleans the cage, she takes the rabbits out. The black and white one stays in the back yard, the brown one executes it's next escape attempt.

Lily enjoys chasing the black and white one around the yard. She thinks it is great fun. Kate spends a lot of time trying to catch the brown rabbit to get it back in the cage. Tara reports that the neighbors were highly amused watching her chase the thing down the other day. Yesterday the rabbit was under the van when I got home. Kate couldn't chase it out. I eventually flushed the thing out with the leaf rake, and chased it into the yard. Then I dropped the rake drop on top of it from behind, the rabbit didn't seem to know what to do. I am sure it is in its cage right now, drawing up plans in the sawdust about what to do in the event of having a rake dropped down on you...

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Getting to school on time

We my have discovered the secret to getting the girls to school on time. Late last week, we got the letter notifying us that we qualified for reduced price lunch. Lunch is 40 cents, breakfast is 30 cents. Not a bad deal at all.

On Friday, all three girls were up and ready to go to school 30 minutes early so they could eat breakfast. Kate and Mary had french toast sticks, Emma had cereal. This morning, Emma was up at 6:45am to get ready for school so she can have breakfast there. Amazing.

I guess it shouldn't surprise me that some subset of my kids are easily motivated by food. I need to figure a way to get them to think they can eat breakfast at church. Our problems would be over.