Thursday, April 30, 2009

City Library Patron of the Year


Tara is the 2009 City Library Patron of the Year. They had an awards luncheon today. I was looking for a buffet, so I could make all the overdue fine money back, but no dice.


My picture taking skills were not up to par, I didn't actually get any pictures of Tara facing forward while getting her award...


Tara made me change my shirt and pants before we went. It has been a while since I was required to do a full wardrobe switch out.

Congratulations, Tara!

Evil eyebrow approaching

I took a picture of the "mad scientist eyebrow" I am starting. It seems to have some sort of asymptotic thing going on, I can't control it. Tara wants me to trim it. I think I will keep it.

Unicorn


Tara found Lily a Unicorn outfit last week. You can't tell from this particular picture, but she really likes that costume. She spent a day and a half running around in it. I don't know where it went, maybe she doesn't either, otherwise she would be wearing it still...

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Dell Support

Tara lost the DVD drive on her desktop yesterday or today. I called Dell tonight to get it worked on. The first 20 minutes of the call involved giving the Service Tag id 4 times to 4 different people. I figured I was on the typical service call.

Finally I got someone that suggested a remote connection, I established it, he deleted some driver settings and the DVD device, then rebooted. The DVD came alive again, the call was only 32 minutes long. Not bad, especially based on how the first 20 minutes went....

Friday, April 24, 2009

Book report


Rickles' Letters
Don Rickles

I never really liked Don Rickles, I don't know why. I saw this book in the library this afternoon, and decided to pick it up, maybe I would decide he was ok after all.

This was a very short book. I read it in under 2 hours, even while watching television. I just don't find Don Rickles all that funny. He is more annoying than anything else, his wise cracks just aren't all that funny...

I don't know what would drive someone to buy this book. I am sure the library here bought it because all kinds of older comedians and actors have been putting out books lately.

If you like the humor of Don Rickles, go ahead and read this. He lampoons everyone and everything. If you are not so sure, go ahead and pass on it.

"You look very familiar..."

I guess I have one of those faces. Or I get around a lot. Or a have a doppelganger that gets around a lot.

I am often told that I look familiar. Older people used to tell me I looked like a young JFK. (When I was younger, anyway) A few years back, people would say I looked a little like Bill Clinton. I thought that one was a little weird.

Two months ago, Tara and I went to a fundraiser dinner for the local high school baseball team. We sat across the table from an older couple who spent at least 5 minutes trying to figure out why I looked so familiar. I don't know what it is, maybe it's time for a haircut or something.

Today I got one that I had never got before. I was standing outside a restaurant waiting for Tara to get there, (Golden Coral, if you must know...) and this dude was walking in, he had this funny smile on his face. He came up to me and asked me if I was one of the Osmonds. I told him no. Then I thought about how weird that was. Or sort of weird. No one ever said that to me before. I wasn't singing or anything, I was just standing there. Maybe it had something to do with the fact that I haven't shaved in 3 days.

Or maybe I need a haircut...

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

The Statue Game

Yesterday afternoon we went to the credit union to sign the paperwork for our refi. We had Emma, Ruth, Lily, and Adam with us, which could have gone either way. They were either going to be good as gold or tear the place apart.

At one point, I told them to try to stand at the window of the room we were in and try to make all the people out in the lobby think they were statues. I don't know what Emma was doing when I was not looking at her, but any time I looked, she stayed perfectly still. Every time Tara looked at Ruth, Ruth made a gargoyle face at her, and sort of stayed still.

I think I will have to remember the statue game. It seemed to worked surprisingly well.

Oh yeah, I sent out for bids on the house last night and today. We will see what comes back.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

A duck


I think Ruth's lesson in Primary today was "I am Thankful for Insects". One of the Sunbeam teachers is a biology major, and works in the Bean museum, and has a fairly impressive insect collection. The kids were looking at it today.

For some reason, they turned Ruth into a duck. (Ducks eat insects? Or a follow on to a previous "I am Thankful for Animals" lesson?) Anyhow, Ruth enjoyed being a duck. It quacked her up.

I know - everyone is jealous now.

Roast beef on Weck - with Horseradish, of course.
Garlic-Horseradish mashed potatoes
Green Beans

My mouth is still watering as I make this post...

Friday, April 17, 2009

More Blokus

The girls and I played more Blokus tonight. They are starting to strategize. Kate nearly won the second game, it was close.

The results?

Game 1: (Same results as yesterday)
1st - Me
2nd - Mary
3rd - Kate
4th - Emma

Game 2:
1st - Me
2nd - Kate
3rd - Mary
4th - Emma

Test post

Blogger now has a feature where you can email in your posts. And do mobile posting, if you want. Here is my first email blog post. I currently have it set to generate the posts as draft messages. I might have them post immediately.

(For those out there planning to do the email posts, I suggest changing the default email address. sparbowl.posting@blogger.com is not that hard an email address to figure out, I can see it being used for evil purposes...)

More to come.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Aggressive snow

We had a little bit (5 inches) of heavy snow come down last night in a hurry. It was very wet snow. There are plenty of trees with big limbs torn off around town. Some big tents on campus got mangled. It's the middle of April, so by the end of the day, it was just about all melted. I should have gotten a picture this morning of Tara's tulips covered in snow. (Springtime North of I-70...)

Two casualties at our house: Our little pergola had the canvas pulled to the ground, one of them got torn by something underneath it. I had a one inch crack in the truck windshield that has been there for about a year, today it doubled in size....

Game Time

Blokus

Rob got me hooked on a game called Blokus about a year ago. We played it some online. I hadn't seen the board game version of it until about a week ago at the store.

This morning, Tara and I were in the bookstore, I had a $50 gift certificate for the place, and went to get a new ball cap. The bookstore had a copy of the game, so I got it. (For free, but the gift certificate is now gone, I did get my hat.)

I played this evening with Kate, Mary and Emma. The game said it was for ages 5 and up, I figured I should see how long it would take them to pick up on it. They were quick studies. (The rules are not that complicated.)

The results:

!st - Me
2nd - Mary
3rd - Kate
4th - Emma (but not by much)

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Restaurant Review

Smokehouse

We have been to the smokehouse before, yesterday I got a $25 off $35 at the Smokehouse, and $10 off another place all for $3.90 from restaurants.com.

We got the sampler platter, which is 5oz of brisket, 5oz of pulled pork, 5oz of BBQ chicken, and a half rack of ribs, and includes 4 sides. Turns out they were all out of ribs, and substituted brisket instead. She brought out the food, there was a lot of brisket there.

I got chips and mashed potatoes, and used the mashed potatoes as a dip for the chips. It's pretty good that way. I think next time we have Ruffles in the house, I need to make garlic/horseradish mashed potatoes to use as a dip.

I wish I could make hush puppies like they do. At this point, it might have to wait until I get a new fryer, mine is starting to lose it's heating power.

Anyhow, Smokehouse is good, it's great at $25 off...

Sunday, April 12, 2009

I'm just glad the house didn't burn down

Over the last few months, our dryer has been having a harder and harder time getting the job done. I normally count on needing more time after the first hour is done.

Yesterday, I had a load that needed 3 hours to dry. I thought this was odd, but chalked it up to being in large measure jeans and towels. The second load needed about 2.5 hours to dry. This started to be trouble. I had one more load, whites this time, and started the second hour before going to bed.

This morning, the clothes were not exactly dry. I checked the lint trap, and lint was collecting on the back side of the trap. Trouble. We were trying to get everyone ready for church, but I didn't want our whites sitting there rotting all day, so I pulled the dryer out, and unhooked the lint exhaust thing. It was clogged up. I ended up outside with my arm up past the elbow pulling junk out of the lint exhaust. Some of it was not new.

The dryer works much better now. The whites dried right away, no problem. Tara had to do a load of bedding, Lily leaked through her diaper. IT was a small load, and dried in about a half hour. I did a test load of clothes, they dried in an hour. I did a second test load, (there is never a shortage of dirty clothes here.) and everything but a pair of Adam's corduroys were dry after an hour. Looks like the dryer is back in fighting form. Should drop the utility bill a little.

Now if I can just figure out a way to get the washer to run without putting the weight on top of the lid...

Pot Roast


Tastes great! More filling!

Steak with pepper and onions, rice, corn, and asparagus

And some fancy plates I got for a buck each at Walmart...

Easter Pictures by Adam - A slideshow

Easter Dresses

Tara got the girls dresses this year. They are all growing like weeds and needed new dresses.


Ruth


Kate - wearing the watch that spawned the outrage the day before by Mary when she inspected Easter baskets...


Emma


Lily - Candy covered face, and already spilled something on the dress...


Mary

One of the easier Easter Egg hunts

We normally do our Easter egg hunt on Saturday. This allows most of the candy to get eaten that day, most of it is generally gone by Monday at the latest. It also lets us focus more on church on Sunday, more on the Savior, less on the Easter bunny. And the kids are not all riled up as we head off to church.

It was wet yesterday. I didn't want to be outside in the wet, waiting for the girls to find all the eggs. I also didn't want them to miss some of the eggs if we did it inside, so there were 5 'nests' of eggs. This made for a quick and effective Easter egg hunt...

In a container in Ruth and Lily's room.

On a footstool in my room.

In the grandfather clock.


On the piano.


On the trampoline.

Easter Baskets


5 Easter baskets, and an Easter monkey.


One mistake was made. Mary's basket didn't appear to have a 'big ticket' item like the others did. The Easter Bunny was tired...

Thursday, April 09, 2009

Why I can't stand even the smell of Cadbury's Creme Eggs

In High School, I spent the summers working at a scout camp. I worked in the kitchen. My first of second year there, they would go to the Food Bank every once in a while with a great big International, and fill it full of all sorts of stuff. At one point, they got 4 or 5 cases of Cadbury's Creme Eggs. The cases had a bunch of boxes of eggs with 4 eggs in each.

We had a walk in refrigerator in the kitchen, and another way down this hill in another building. The eggs were stored in the other building's fridge. I often found myself headed down the hill with a handcart to pull something out of the other fridge and cart it back up the hill. (I was young and dumb then, and thought that using a handcart to pick up four cases of frozen french fries to pull them up a big long hill with a dirt path was a perfectly good idea. "Young and Dumb" also meant that I thought that tossing large sides of meat out the back of a Sysco truck to people was a perfectly acceptable thing to do also, as my friend Roger can attest...)

Anyhow, every trip down the hill meant picking up one or two boxes of creme eggs to snack on. I needed the energy to get back up the hill, after all. I ate a lot of creme eggs that summer. A lot of creme eggs. Ever since, the smell of Cadbury's Creme Eggs makes my stomach turn just a little bit. At one point they had a Snickers egg that was good, but I can't stand the smell of the traditional creme egg. Every few years when I see one, I smell it to see if it still turns the stomach, and it always has.

And now you know.

Why I dislike plastic Easter grass

When I was a kid, we had a cat. Scooter was the name of the cat, but that is not important to this story. Every Easter we would get Easter baskets filled with candy. The candy would be sitting in plastic Easter grass. I used to like finding the last of the jelly beans hiding in the grass. Then I would talk siblings out of their Easter grass when they were done with their baskets, and find the last 2 or 3 jelly beans.

Anyhow, anyone that has dealt with this Easter grass knows that it gets all over the place. It can't be stopped. You think you are getting all the pieces, and you still find it for weeks.

Back in the day, our cat used to eat the plastic grass, then go somewhere else in the house and throw up. Cat vomit is not fun. You have little pieces of kibble in it, and it smells bad.

Tara doesn't like it because it gets all over the place. A perfectly good reason to not like it. I don't like it because I don't want a small animal (or much more likely - child) eating it, going to some obscure corner of the house, and regurgitating it. This means my kids will not have the pleasure of finding that last jelly bean hiding in the grass in their basket...

Sunday, April 05, 2009

Shoe Carnival

I needed a new pair of shoes, my sneakers have containment issues, and are not fun to wear when it is wet outside. A couple of weeks ago, Adam and I went out in an unsuccessful attempt to find a pair of comfortable shoes I could wear.

Tara and I were out Friday night wandering around. There is a new place in town called Shoe Carnival. I wondered what kind of carnival it really was. (I was reminded of the time the 'circus' came to town and set up shop in the Riverwoods. Let's just say it wasn't "the greatest show on Earth." I was very underimpressed by that circus. I think I remember them having a few animals and stuff, but it was all kind of sad. As if they were the cast offs from a real circus, going from town to town like gypsies, scratching out just enough to move on to the next town. It was a really sad circus.) Let's just say I wasn't holding my breath about the Shoe Carnival. And if I ever go on a cruise, someone would really have to talk me into Carnival Cruise lines...

This place actually had a fairly ok selection of shoes, and they are running a buy one get one half off sale. I went looking for hiking boots first. They had a giant wall of them. I tried one on first, and wasn't all that impressed. I was looking for another pair to try, and a sales guy came up to ask what I was looking for. I explained that I was looking for a pair of hiking boots that would both give my ankle some support and also not bother it at the same time. (Stupid ankle... The sales guy said he broke his ankle 9 months ago, but I showed him my scar, which drove the point home.) Anyway, he first started pointing at the boot I already tried, I told him that I already tried that, they were a no go. He grabbed another pair of boots, I tried them on, and to my great surprise, they felt very comfortable. They also had pretty good support, nearly as much as my ankle brace. He started talking about how the brand (Wolverine) was the second best to Doc Martins. He didn't have to bother, the boots fit perfectly.

Tara couldn't find a pair of sneakers she liked perfectly, I started looking for a new pair of sneakers. I figured if worst came to worse, I would walk out with 2 pairs of shoes for me. As Tara was thinking she had a pair that sort of, but not exactly, felt good, I found a pair of Nike sneakers that were really very comfortable also. It really was a carnival of shoes. I ended up getting the two pairs for me, we still need to find Tara a new pair of sneakers.

Long story short - Shoe Carnival - the Ringling of Shoe Carnivals, not Joe's budget Circus...

Where I rank


Ruth remade our bed last night. She decided that she wanted to sleep next to Tara, so she made me a little bed on the floor with my pillows and the blanket. She told me that I could lay down on the floor, it would be ok.

Ruth slept in her room, I got to sleep on my bed, for now...

Beef minestrone


Didn't have celery - used parsnips
Didn't have zucchini - used turnips

Didn't matter either way - Emma wouldn't eat it

Home made steak burrito


With all kinds of ingredients pureed in the food processor.

Friday, April 03, 2009

I'm just glad she was a nice even tempered BYU shotputter. It could have been worse...

At work, they condensed the schedule for students to register for classes. The registration system had a little bit of struggle keeping up with the way they were doing it before, and this got sprung on me yesterday, as registration started.

The systems have some problems I need to diagnose and fix, I fully expect us to have performance problems from midnight to 1am for the next week. I find myself needing to pour over all kinds of trace messages trying to figure out what to do.

Being tired, and having a bit of a headache, I went for a fountain drink to help deal with the trace logs. It's cold outside. And windy. They are trying to have a track meet across the street today.

When we got to the gas station, it was a little crowded. There were a bunch of athletes from the track team getting hot chocolate. One of the people that went to the gas station with me said something about it not being great weather for a track meet, one of the girls agreed. I was filling my drink, and said "It could be worse, you could be a shotputter, they have to just stand there in the cold all day..."

One of the girls said "Hey!" I turned around, and wouldn't you know it, two of them were shotputters. Oops. I tried to back peddle a little, explained that I used to be a shotputter, and never liked the cold track meets because of the cold and the wind. I still don't think she was amused, so I started in on the runners. (Might as well tick them all off, if I am going to be attacked by some track team members, I might as well get attacked by a bunch of them. I would want to have to report that I got beat up by one girl.) I talked about how being a discus/shotput thrower was kind of nice, we could bring all the food we want to the meets, the runners always got jealous because we could eat anything we wanted and do whatever we wanted. Then I talked about how the cross country runners would run across the discus field. We would yell at them to not do that, they would ignore us, and eventually we just started throwing discuses at them instead, which worked a little better.

I think by the time I left, everyone was ignoring me, which is probably for the best...

Thursday, April 02, 2009

Food Enjoyment Survey

For dinner tonight, I made some "Food Enjoyment Surveys" for the girls. These had a number of different items on them, I had them rate how they liked them on the following scale:
  1. Not very much
  2. A little
  3. Some
  4. A Lot
  5. Love it
My purpose in doing this was to get them to:
  1. Eat some of the odds and ends we have
  2. Get them to quiet down for a little while
  3. Keep them eating in the hopes that they would get full
The items in the survey:
  • Artichoke hearts
  • Maraschino cherries
  • Olives
  • Fried Potatoes
  • Pretzels
  • Banana
  • Chocolate milk
  • Peach Ice Cream
  • Watermelon
  • String Cheese
  • Taquitos
  • Fruit Leather
  • All Bran Crackers
The artichoke hearts were nearly universally panned. (Mary gave them a '2', the highest vote. Ruth sent them back to the chef.) Emma gave 5's to everything except artichokes hearts (1), fried potatoes (3), and taquitos (1). Emma told me she would have liked the taquitos better if they had been bacon that was cooked. Hard to argue with that, lots of things would be better if they were cooked bacon... At least they ate their dinner.

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

April 1

Happy April fools everyone. I think the snow on the ground is a really big joke today...

Nothing from me today, I am still in trouble for last year's prank...