Conversation with a 4 year old

(On today's fun walk)

Emma: "Dad, when they knock down your office, you will have to sit in the grass to work. You won't have a desk."

(They are knocking down the wings of my building)

Me: "Yeah? Maybe. Or maybe I will have to sit in the dirt."

Emma: "Sit in the dirt? That's silly. You couldn't work sitting in the dirt. Maybe you would have to get a new job."

Me: "Get a new job, huh?"

Emma: "Yeah. sit in the grass or find a new job."

There you have it.