Monday, December 31, 2007

2007 Goals in review

OK, it's been like 6 months since I talked about these, which isn't such a good thing...

The goals

#1 - Move up on the ITRC forums. I was at slot 162 to start the year, and for the first 6 months, made a lot of contributions, and got something like 500 points. I had moved up a number of slots. I haven't done much of anything in the last 3 months, I have been busy at work, and I slid back down to slot 161. I've increased my average points per answer, which is good, but it haven't been a part of the community for a while, which is bad. Some dude from Bulgaria and some dude from Vietnam are about to pass me which is also bad. I'm not sure that work will be less busy going in to this next semester... I label this one as a success, sort of.

#2 - Get down to somewhere in the 200-210 pound weight. I started out the year at 235. I got down to around 220 on my own, and wouldn't have made it this year had the doctor not put me on the crazy diet I'm on, but I'm currently at 207. This is down to scooter riding weight, if my scooter weren't in pieces at Tom's house. (I can't get him to bring it back for some reason.) 207 is 207, I can't wear any pants without a belt, and I most definitely have to get my suit pants altered before Stake Conference and Missy's wedding, so I calling this one a success.

#3 - Finish my mission journal. I really only added 20 pages to this. Failure to complete.

#4 - Finish the garden retaining wall. My wall money went into a play set for the yard this year, and I never recovered from that. This year I might be able to do it, I need to since one of the railroad ties back where I haven't done has come loose and is now trouble... Failure to launch.

#5 - Build another wooden chair. I made a bunk bed for Kate and Mary. Failure to launch.

#6 - Read 24 books. I read 14 books this year. This is kind of surprising to me, I thought the number would have been lower when I went to look at it. I've kind of gotten out of the habit, I think the fact that I haven't been walking to work in a while hurts the effort more than anything... Can I call this a partial success? It's not like reading 14 books was a bad thing...

Sunday, December 30, 2007

Family Photo


We made several attempts at a family photo. This is the best of the bunch, I guess.

Taking pictures of Lily

I tried for a long time to get a picture of Lily, for much of it, she wasn't cooperating. I'd ask her to smile, she'd shake her head no. I ask again, she's turn her head way to the side, then smile. Finally, I decided to take a quick capture of the effort:


More pictures of dresses








Friday, December 28, 2007

"6 seconds of glory"

I took a 30 minute nap this afternoon, (This was a very long short work week) and woke up with a great idea to blow off a little steam: Office Chair Bowling Bad video quality because all I had was my cell phone to record with.

I went and got a bunch of little kleenex containers. (The half size type) Sorrel, Karl, James, and Jess participated with me.

These guys were riding the chair in the "I don't care that much about keeping my teeth" style. Karl hit the wall and ended up sprawled all over the floor. I stuck to sitting in the seat, and using the back of the chair as a broken jaw protection device. James didn't seem to care how fast he went in the chair, and ended up winning the whole thing as a result.

I hit the wall twice, but was secure in the chair enough that I rode it off the bounce to knock some pins over. (I ended up in 2nd place.)

The last video is a view of one of my rides down the alley. We kept score on the lockers in the hall with a dry erase marker, but left it there. I'm sure it will mean our boss will say "What exactly happened here?" when he shows up Wednesday. I'll show him the videos. He'll be jealous he missed it.

Thursday, December 27, 2007

Wedding Dresses



Missy is getting married in about 7 weeks, my Mom sent dresses for Christmas so the girls would have something to wear at the wedding. (And because she likes her grand daughters.) Of the 5 gift receipts that were sent, only 1 didn't end up in the washing machine last night. It turns out that the dresses were all purchased at the same time on the same purchase, so Sears was about to look up both dresses we took back from the one gift receipt. The 2 dresses on the far left are the the replacement dresses.

We ended up going to Jo Lene's for the replacements, selection was scarce at Sears in Kate's size. I have already claimed the Sears gift certificate for a new weed whip to replace the one that burned up this Fall...

I'm thinking that Wedding dresses alone will put me in the poor house starting in about 10 years...

Christmas pictures

Steve was our picture taker this year, there are no pictures of him to prove it...

Who new shopping with Ruth would be so easy, or that Emma would enjoy the present so much?

"Must control fist of death"

Slightly random picture of Missy

"Hey! Ima Mario!"

Missy and her coat

Ruth using heat vision to make sure people stay away from her 'H'. (She knew all the letters as they came out, and realized they could spell her name. 2 1/2 more years before Kindergarden. What are we going to do with her?)

Tom and his new coat




Dresses were very popular this year

Actual quote from Emma - "Mom! They even came with a hanger!"


Bad laundry mojo

I did a load of laundry tonight. It included a pair of Tara's jeans that hadn't been properly emptied of their contents. The jeans had some gift receipts we could have used to exchange some dresses. It contained a number of hair clips. It contained nail clippers. It also appears to have contained a red crayon. The damage wasn't as bad as last time, but the color on my Green Lantern shirt is not as flat as it once was, for one thing. I plan to still wear the clothes. It didn't stop me last time...

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Troll 2007

A couple of months ago, I found some little troll dolls. They had just the right number of different ones, so I got them. They just barely fit in the box with the other 2.
The girls had a hard time staying out of them once I got them out, but I couldn't figure out how to dress the 2 'adult' trolls at first.


I forgot to take a picture of the 2 'adult' trolls before I stuck them in, sorry. Maybe Dad can post one.
I found some bigger trolls at the store, at first I couldn't find any that looked like the other 2. It took me about 3 weeks to figure out that I could just buy them and take their clothing. We now have 2 very naked troll dolls floating around the house.

What I would have said

The Bishop had been sending mixed signals for the last 10 days or so about my speaking in church. I was pretty sure he wasn't going to do it, at one point he was fishing for thanks that I didn't get asked, at another he was talking about making it a tradition in the ward. He got Tara going on Saturday by telling her to make sure I wore a nice tie to church in case he asked me to speak. I contributed to the mania by actually wearing a nice tie to church, but he didn't call anyone up from the congregation to speak this year. (I have no illusions that this won't happen at some point...) Anyway, here's approximately what they would have gotten out of me: (Not having had anything written down but a couple of scriptures turned to...)

I've had opportunity over the past couple of months to think about the burdens people carry with them or the burdens that are placed upon us. It's an interesting thing. Sometimes these burdens are of our own making, but more often, I think burdens are placed on us to see how we will handle them.

One of my home teaching families have been in the hospital for about a month now. They seem to be handling things fairly well. They are having their first baby, who was in danger of being born about 4 months early. It was a scary thing for them. They seem to be doing well at this point, overall, and are bearing things pretty well as they wait out the day when the baby is born. A good part of that is their faith, prayers, and testimony, but a part of that is also the faith and prayers of those around them. They feel your support and prayers and appreciate them. It would be easy to be consumed by the situation in a case like that, but they appear to have placed themselves in the Lord's hands and are submitting to His will. They are an example for all of us.

In Mosiah 24, Alma and his followers found themselves in bondage to their brethren. Heavy burdens were placed on their backs. The burdens were so great, the people started crying to the Lord. Their taskmasters forced them to stop praying out loud, so they continued to pray in their hearts. The record shows that the Lord made their burdens light on their backs, so they could bear them with ease.

I think I started really understanding this passage of scripture the day I was released as an Elder's Quorum president. As President Christiansen issued the release, it literally felt like a very large weight was lifted off my chest. I suddenly could breath deeper than I could before. I don't think this was some imagined weight that was lifted, I think it was a real burden I was carrying in relation to the calling. I couldn't get the stupid silly grin off my face for 3 full days. (Watch the next time an Elder's Quorum president is released.) Now, I didn't know the weight of the call was there. I just didn't really feel it until it was removed. Suddenly I understood what the scriptures meant when it said "And now it came to pass that the burdens which were laid upon Alma and his brethren were made light; yea, the Lord did strengthen them that they could bear up their burdens with ease..."

Recently I have been brought to face a different type of burden, having to face some physical problems directly, instead of ignoring them. It's the same sort of thing. In Alma 33, after talking about how to plant the word of the Gospel in our hearts like a seed; the need for prayer in all times. places, and things; and about how mercy comes from the Savior, Alma says something interesting. He says in verse 23 - "And now, my brethren, I desire that ye shall plant this word in your hearts, and as it beginneth to swell even so nourish it by your faith. And behold, it will become a tree, springing up in you unto everlasting life. And then may God grant unto you that your burdens may be light, through the joy of his Son. And even all this can ye do if ye will."

Clearly Alma indicates that our burdens can be lifted as we live the Gospel. The atonement of Christ is what allows our burdens to be lifted. He understands what burdens we bear, because He too bore those same burdens. He understands our struggles. It doesn't matter of the burdens we are currently carrying are mental, physical, emotional, spiritual, or related to work, serving in the church, or dealing with those around us. He has the power to assist us in our struggles. That's part of the power of the atonement. In some cases, it involves repentance on our part, in some cases, it just involves our asking for help with our struggles. It's not just sin that the atonement covers. D&C 76:5-6 reads "For thus saith the Lord—I, the Lord, am merciful and gracious unto those who fear me, and delight to honor those who serve me in righteousness and in truth unto the end. Great shall be their reward and eternal shall be their glory."

The during the Christmas season, it's easy to focus on the birth of the Savior. There's nothing wrong with that, as long as we remember the reason why His birth is important to us. The Christmas season, when we give and receive gifts of each other, could just as easily be a time where we remember the gift of the Atonement that Jesus have given us, and focus on doing the things we need to do to receive that gift. Maybe it should be. As we go out this week, I hope we can all come closer to our Savior, and bring our burdens, whether they be emotional, physical, spiritual, or whatever, but bring them to the Savior, and ask for His help in carrying on. If we do that, this Christmas time will be a wonderful time for us, no matter what our current circumstance.

Monday, December 24, 2007

Fantasy Football

For several years now, some of us ex-Ops center guys have been playing in a fantasy football group together. (Not one of those you have to pay to play, just a free bragging rights one.) Usually by this time of the year, I have been relegated to the bottom half consolation group. This week, I am in the finals of the thing. My guys have been doing pretty well lately, I have won 4 or 5 weeks in a row, a couple of times by a lot.

Today, I find myself 28 points behind in the finals. I need LaDainian Tomlinson to score 4 touchdowns tonight to be able to win it all. If he doesn't, I spent all that time on the victory speak for nothing.

Shopping on Christmas Eve

9:45 - Left the house. Every time we open the door, there is something at our doorstep. It's like magic. This morning, a can of hot chocolate mix was there from the Robison's.

9:50 - Filled the car with gas. Some guy across from me started saying something about how I was always up late. I didn't really know what he was talking about until he said that he always gets Stake emails from me at 1am. I said "Or later..." I'm not really sure who he is. He's not in one of the Bishoprics, I don't think he's one of the Elder's Quorum Presidents. Maybe he has me mixed up with Mark. Mark does the email broadcasts from the Stake Website, and is always up late too.

10:05 - Arrived at Circuit City. There is a very long line across the parking lot at the Honey Glazed Ham store. A cop was there, but it turns out he was standing in line too. (It didn't appear to be a riot.) I didn't know hams from the Honey Glazed Ham store were so popular.

10:15 - Waiting for the Circuit City guy to come back with my order. (I had ordered some photo paper online last week, it was half off.) They have a 24 minute guarantee, but it's only for orders bigger than $25. My order was $20, I'm wondering if that means I will never see the dude again, but he came back.

10:20 - The line at the Ham store is still as long as it was, it appears to be moving along ok, but people are still pouring into the place. Strange. Maybe they are all addicted to it, or it's like one of those old SciFi movies from the 70's, where the ham is mind controlling the people to eat more of it. (Foosa! They are feeding us Foosa!)

10:25 - Went to the grocery store to get some stuff for our traditional Christmas morning breakfast feast. It takes nearly 10 minutes to find a parking spot. There are only 5 shopping carts left. If you stop walking in the store, you are run over. There were about 6 containers of 18 count eggs I looked at with broken eggs in them until I found one that was good. I got the last blueberry muffin mix, but I had to fight 2 little old ladies and a 10 year old girl to get it.

11:00 - Arrived home, our magical doorstep now has 2 boxes sitting on it - One from Amy, one from Mom...

***Update***
2:00pm - Opened the front door. Package from Randy & Peggy - Hickory Farms. Tara is very excited. Nice desk calendar from President Hales also on the doorstep.

4:30pm - Opened the front door. Package with Blueberry pancake mix and blueberry syrup on the doorstep.

Sunday, December 23, 2007

Game Time

Mario Cart 64

We ran one of each race, here are the results:




































NameTaraJohnSteveMissy
characterBowserDonkey KongToadYoshi
1st Place01501
2nd Place3125
3rd Place2068


Then we played a few rounds of battle mode:

# of wins
  • Tara - 1
  • Me - 4
  • Steve - 2
  • Missy - 4

Saturday, December 22, 2007

Manditory 1 year old with ice cream and cake picture




We had a little thing for Lily on Thursday night. It turns out that she's actually quite good at opening presents, which further reinforces my decision to gate off the front room where the Christmas tree is.

Nearly a Christmas present

Deepdiscount.com listed all 10 Star Trek movies for $40 a couple of months ago. When they did it, the things were back ordered. I bought a set for Tara for Christmas, the thing was supposed to arrive about Dec 1.

A few days into December, I noticed the thing hadn't showed up, so I went online to see what was going on. The order was still in a "pending" state. I thought this was odd until I noticed that the card I purchased it on was the one I closed down. I contacted deepdiscount customer service to ask about it and find out how to switch cards so the thing would go through and post. Their response was to cancel my order. (So I could reorder, but by then the price went back up for the set.) There goes one of Tara's surprise presents out the window. I made other arraignments.

Today, the price for the set went back down to $40. If you want a set, I suggest you hop right on it. It might be another 2 months before they offer the price again...

Anti-climatic Game Time

This morning, Dad, Dave, and I tried playing Age of Empires. Dad thought he would have lag problems as we started, but it ended up being Dave with the connection problems. Just under 90 minutes into the game, Dave started lagging badly. We waited for it to clear up, but it didn't, Dave was enough there to not get kicked out, but not enough there for the game to do anything. 45 minutes later, Dave finally disconnected and the game started moving, but 15 seconds after that, we got an "Out of Sync" error and the game closed. I guess we'll have to try again some other time...

Friday, December 21, 2007

Getting sidetracked at work

The other day, I was talking about the game "Digger." After finishing that post (it was about 2:30 in the morning then) you would think I would have gone to bed. Did I? Of course not. I went looking for a linux port for "Digger". I found the source code fairly quickly, but it would not compile that night, and I was just too tired to figure it out.
I came back to it after lunch today, and got the thing compiled and working. Well, mostly working. right now it didn't save your high scores after you close the app (I fixed that one), and the sound is not working, but the game runs just like I remember it, except the color is lots nicer than our old monochrome monitor we used to play it on. (For hours at a time.) I kind of miss the little noise it makes when you fire at the monsters, but I will get it figured out at some point.

I'm not as good at it as I used to be, but that will come in time. (Like over this weekend.)

It looks like they have a Windows version of the thing if anyone is interested...

Thursday, December 20, 2007

How they really killed Napoleon

Tomorrow is our work team party. We're supposed to be doing training during it, so we will be watching "Wallace and Gromit: Curse of the Wererabbit." I decided to make them some cookies.
I started with no flour monster cookies. This batch has M&Ms only, the ones I made over the weekend had M&M's, mint chips, butterscotch chips, chocolate chips, and vanilla chips.
I microwaved festive marshmallows for a couple of seconds. I ended up starting to do only 2 or 3 at a time, to avoid a sticky situation in the microwave. It's also a very good idea to use wax paper, especially if you don't want to be cleaning your microwave both before and after the little experiment... You also shouldn't switch colors until you are ready, they will quickly blend together.
The marshmallow acted as a binding agent to stick 2 cookies together.
That didn't seem like enough to trigger a diabetic emergency, so I melted some chocolate and dipped the tops of the cookies in the chocolate.
It looks a little nicer if you drop the chocolate onto the top of the cookie instead of dipping it, but Unix engineers are not picky people...

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Done making purchases

I was in the drive through of a local fast food place, getting Tara some lunch this afternoon. The line was kind of slow, I had my debit card out and the window down waiting to pay.

I started talking on my cell phone, and accidentally dropped my debit card down into the door. It was moderately shocking.

The door doesn't seem to easily come apart, I suppose I should call the bank to order new cards. It would be our 4th set of cards for 2007... (The original set, a replacement when mine broke, the normal age replacement, and this set.)

I guess until then, don't ask me to pay for lunch.

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Shopping Online

We buy plenty of stuff online. I'm not afraid of it, I embrace it. You don't have to get out in a crowd, stand in line waiting for a free cashier, or anything. If you can stand to wait a few days, it just shows up at your door.

We take full advantage of amazon.com's free super saver shipping. I have only had one time when the thing I bought took the full time listed in the posting for the free shipping. (5 to 9 business days is what they advertise.)
The other day, I bought some stuff. It showed up today. Free delivery from Amazon, it shows up in 4 days, no strings attached. The cookware is normally $100, it was on sale for $50. It also has a $20 mail in rebate. We were ready for some new cookware, this stuff looks really nice. It came with a santoku. I really like the feel of that knife, I wish I has something to cut up right now.
We bought some lawn decorations last week from Sears. The heads move up and down. The girls can not resist touching them.

Monday, December 17, 2007

If you look long enough, you can eventually find the pattern...

Warning: Geek talk contained below. Feel free to simply skim the post if you like.

We've been having problems with one of our servers that does our backups lately. It just eventually stops working, usually at night when it's supposed to be running backups. There were 2 type of outages, one where it occasionally stopped working, but started back up on it's own. That one was ok, just annoying. No backups failed from it. The other was where the thing just seized up completely. It never came back, and the service had to be restarted to get things going again. For this one, if someone didn't get in to fix it, backups just wouldn't run. It was getting kind of annoying.

A few weeks ago, I set gmail to forward the email generated by the event to my cell phone. Usually the text message would come at bad times - during Stake Presidency meeting, while we were out to dinner, while I was dead asleep and didn't hear it, that sort of thing.

About 10 days ago, I started tracing the network connections for the service, until last night, the only thing I could tell was that during the 'soft' outages, the port was still open, during the 'hard' outages, the thing wasn't listening on the port anymore.

That wasn't a whole lot of help, but it got the engineer for the backups to open an issue with IBM... Last night, we had a hard outage, and I got on, but couldn't get the service completely stopped. It acted like it was stuck waiting on IO. This morning, (really afternoon, because I didn't get to work until 11:15) I looked at the system performance for the last 6 weeks, and stared at it until I saw the patterns. (Like the dudes on The Matrix, or those people that stare at the static on their television trying to see if they could find the messages being sent by extra terrestrials.) As far as I could tell, every once in a while it looked like I would have one process that would get stuck waiting on IO, and 9 or 10 others that would just sit there waiting to run, but the server wouldn't actually be doing anything. Very annoying.

After looking at all that, I went poking on the server to see what dates and times the machine had problems. I stumbled on an output file from one of the times the backup engineer restarted the service, and right in that file were a bunch of errors the server was popping out when it was having problems. The messages were very clear as to what the problem was, and I knew what to do to fix it. 15 minutes later, I made a configuration change on the server and rebooted it.

Now I don't know why we couldn't find these messages before, I found it seemingly by accident. Or by inspiration. (Which always comes after the perspiration.)

Tonight, the backup engineer finally found a document from IBM that talks about the thing I found and recommended that the setting be higher "to avoid problems with the server". He thinks I hit the nail on the head. I'm not holding my breath at this point, but we at least fixed one problem. (I'm not ruling out that there are other problems.) Why didn't we read this before, while setting things up? Because it was the installation manual, and manuals are for sissies...

At least Tara doesn't have to listen to me complain anymore that I can't figure out what is wrong on that server.

Troll 2006

Last year at Thanksgiving, the Troll got married. (To the Trollip) My Dad made them their wedding clothes, Amy made the scrapbook.
Tonight, I finally got around to posting the wedding stuff in a nice commemorative shadow box. I think it looks ok, maybe I should center it on the wall a little better, but where it's at covers a large scribble of pink highlighter.
Where have those trolls gotten to, anyway?