Saturday, February 21, 2009

House addition

We are thinking about adding on to the house by throwing up a second floor. This would very be 4 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms, making a total of 6 bedrooms and 3 bathrooms when all is said and done. (3 bathrooms! Think of it!)

Anyway, if anyone is interested, we are interested, we are willing to sell naming rights to any of these rooms, or the entire floor. For $5,000, you can have a room of your choice named after you. For $25,000, the entire second floor of the house can be named after you. Naming rights include a commemorative plaque, ribbon cutting ceremony, and your picture hung in the room. (Or portrait, if the entire floor.)

Donations accepted on a first come, first serve basis. If someone purchases the rights to the entire floor, we are done. If someone purchases a room, naming rights for the rest of the floor is still available at a pro-rated price. Get yours today!

(Think about it. Someday I can tell Kate to head upstairs to clean the "Adam Scott Payne bathroom" or the "Adam Scott Payne royal throne", your choice really.)

3 comments:

Doc Payne said...

Hmmm... an interesting idea... gonaa have to think about that one. I was actually considering buying the naming right to an entire house pretty soon. Obama just gave me an $8000 coupon!

Pro Payne said...

I didn't get an $8,000 coupon.... anyway, I like the Adam Scott Payne royal throne......

Tommy said...

What do I get for a quarter?