Haircut

I went and got a haircut this morning. (The barber didn't quit, just had a couple of days off.) I walked in, he said hello, and asked if I wanted the usual, then immediately proceeded to cut my hair. Just the way I like.

I needed the haircut, I was starting to get helmet hair. Not just motorcycle helmet hair, or anything simple like that, but astronaut hemlet, double shell post-concussion football helmet, or Evil Knievil helmet hair. It was getting big. 80's hair big. I was starting to overheat indoors because of it.

He took off at least 2 inches, I think I lost 5 pounds at the place.